sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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