Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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