Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
