Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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