Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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