Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
from now on my penis is your penis
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
