just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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