my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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