So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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