Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
