its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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