My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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