He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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