so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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