we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I enjoy the company of your penis
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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