oh god the rape fog is back!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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