i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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