Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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