If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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