Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Boobs are out for the taking
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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