everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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