Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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