i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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