So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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