Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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