What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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