I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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