just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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