butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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