You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
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there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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