Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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We need to rekindle our bromance
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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