would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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