where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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