it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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