And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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