apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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