And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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