Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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