Only a mothe r could love this liver
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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