Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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