I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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