Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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