Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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