To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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