Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Randomize
