Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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