What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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