its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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