I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what day is it and did you see me today?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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