i think my tv is drunk
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I've blown a few things in my day
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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