I need help removing her.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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