i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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