Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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