Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just want nice things and good sex
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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