it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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