I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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