I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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