So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
