I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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